As the largest supplier of Thwaites, Terex, Terex/JCB, Mecalac and Barford dumper parts in the UK, here at PES we thought we jump on the bandwagon and join the myriad on coffee shops, fast-food outlets, supermarkets and just about everybody else that flogs stuff and introduce a meaningless loyalty card.
There are just a few simple steps to get this brand-new loyalty card which is outlaid below.
- Contact Jason who will send you a 458 page document for you to fill in.
- Fill the document out and send back, via carrier pigeon (environmentally friendly) to Jason.
- Jason will process your application and then contact you to arrange collection of the card from our premises in Devon.
- Once Jason has notified you that its available for collection, please attend our works at Exeter at 0430hrs in the morning with both maternal and paternal Grandparents for registration and a photograph.
The benefits of this loyalty card are truly staggering. For every £1000 plus vat spent in the PES stores on Thwaites, Terex, Terex/JCB, Mecalac and Barford parts you will get a voucher which will entitle you to 10% off a 6mm bolt, spend over £2000 plus vat and we’ll throw in the 6mm nut free of charge to go with the bolt. Is that amazing or what?
Funnily enough we aren’t expecting a great take-up on this loyalty card!! We don’t think we have to bribe our customers to make up for a crap service by giving them meaningless loyalty points, we like to think that our customers are pretty loyal because we do exactly what we say we’re going to do. We stock over £1 million of Thwaites, Terex, Terex/JCB, Mecalac and Barford parts on the shelf, we answer the telephone, we ring people back, we know what we’re talking about, we provide a next day service on 95% of commonly used dumper parts and we don’t bull s*&%.
Now, for those people who have a burning desire to have a loyalty card I’m afraid we just can’t help you but to make up for this, what some people would say, a shocking lack of customer empathy just quote ‘6mm bolt’ whenever you order a part and we’ll chuck one in with your parts, absolutely free!!!
When you’re good at what you do (and we do make mistakes as we’re human) you don’t have to have gimmicks and giveaways, you just have to do what you say you’re going to do. This is why we’re the biggest supplier of dumper parts in the UK specialising in supplying Thwaites, Terex, Terex/JCB and Barford dumper parts and why our customers keep coming back time after time to buy them. However, for those who want a 6mm bolt……………don’t forget our special offer.